Mustache Monday - All in the Family

I have been asked 

(on more than one occasion):

WHAT'S WITH THE MUSTACHES?

What's with the mustaches,  you ask?

Well, it's simple.

Like John Marcum's silver dollars, 

mustaches are my 

calling cards.

But let's just get one thing straight:

[[NOT EVERYONE GETS A 'STACHE]]

The mustache ain't for everyone, folks.

Firstly,

It's a symbol of my appreciation.

It means that I think you're pretty neat.

Secondly,
It's a symbol of our friendship. 
 It means that you're counted among the people I call friends.

Lastly,
It's a symbol that you're worthy.
It means that I have chosen you as someone who is COOL enough to understand 
the awesomeness of the 'stache.

Basically, it means I like you.

Just like I like my sister Katie ♥

Especially on her birthday.

[That's my sister on the left with her friend Catherine on the right]

And just like I like Megan ♥, 

who chose some of her own friends to share the  

[[awesomeness of the 'stache]]

with on her birthday.

[There's Megan on the left with her worthy friends on the right]

That's right, people.  Not everyone is worthy of the 'stache.  But if I have deemed you cool enough, fun enough, and just downright awesome enough to sport the mustache, then you too might find yourself with a random mustache or two in your next batch of cupcakes.

The 'stache has spoken.

Burgers for Dinner: Catch and Release

If you can't tell by the little pitiful sick-looking troll doll duck dust bunny wad of grass creature in the post below, I've been kind of  

{OUT OF IT} 

this week.

[Quick thanks to Mr. Dot for hopping online Sunday night and posting that for me so no one thought I drowned in cupcake batter]

•••

[Another quick moment to think about how awesome it would be to drown in cupcake batter]

Death by Cupcake.

Bring it on.

Sunday, though, did not feel like "Death by Cupcake."  Sunday just felt like death.

Thanks to a [poorly cooked?] hamburger eaten the night before at a local joint down the street, I spent over 17 hours hugging the porcelain throne [of death].

Dramatization:

Gracias, Altered Barbie

Though at the time I found nothing especially enlightening about the whole situation, now that I have regained my sea land-legs, I am trying to gain a fresh perspective.

Therefore, I'm actually thankful for the tainted  
||BURGER-of-DOOM||
because:

•  I lost 4 pounds (which I may or may not have gained back since I've begun eating again) 

(read: since I've been able to keep more than a single Wheat Thin in my stomach)

•  I gained a personal, one-on-one relationship with the floor just under the sink ledge that I did not have before

(and have subsequently Swiffered, sprayed, and washed every inch of it thoroughly)

•  I am no longer tempted by the thought of eating burgers or fries

(at least, for the time being...)

For a while there, in fact, I actually considered that perhaps the  

VSTADAEOOWT Diet 

["Vomit-Seven-Times-A-Day-And-Eat-Only-One-Wheat-Thin" Diet]

 was going to be the diet for me, but then I remembered one key thing:

I like food going down better than coming back up.

Ah well, can't win 'em all.

[♥]

In the meantime, though -- keep your fingers crossed and do that praying thing again.  I had a second interview at a bakery down the street (not this cupcake place, though -- they're still not open!  Dunno what's going on there...) that I'm so excited about.  I've been trying to get my resume in there since we first moved up here and all of a sudden they started hiring just a couple weeks ago so the timing was perfect.  I should hear back sometime tomorrow or Saturday.

GAH!!

Sick Day(s)

Miss Dot's feeling a little under the weather right now (food poisoning...ugh...), so it may be another day or two until her next post. Until then, use this to keep yourself occupied. Happy Monday.

Cookies and... Beer?

Let's try some word association:

Peanut Butter?

(Jelly.)

Peaches?

(Cream.)

Captain?

(Tennille.)

Cookies?

(Beer.)

All good things must come to an end, my friends, and it is with that that I bring to you our final

BEER WEEK

recipe.

~•Recipe #5•~

♥STOUT COOKIES♥ 
Adapted from Carolyn Smagalski's recipe on BellaOnline 

Makes about 40 cookies

Ingredients:

1/2 lb. butter

2/3 c. granulated sugar

2/3 c. brown sugar 

1 egg 

1 T. molasses

3 T. stout

1 t. vanilla extract

1 1/2 c. all-purpose flour

1/2 t. baking soda

1/2 t. baking powder

1 t. salt

1 t. cinnamon

1/2 t. nutmeg

1/4 t. ground cloves

2 c. oats

3/4 c. dried cranberries

Directions:

1. HEAT oven to 375°F and lightly grease cookie sheets.
2. SIFT together flour, baking soda, baking powder, salt, cinnamon, nutmeg, and cloves.  Set aside. 
3. CREAM butter until light and fluffy.  ADD sugars and beat until light and fluffy again.
4. BLEND in egg, molasses, stout, and vanilla.  
5. ALTERNATELY ADD flour mixture and oats, blending in between additions.
6. FOLD in dried cranberries.
7. DROP by rounded spoonfuls onto baking sheets and bake for 9-11 minutes or until done (mine took 8 minutes)

The site notes some health benefits at the bottom which I will relay to make myself feel better help you track your daily vitamin intake:

Health Benefit: Rich in fiber, calcium, vitamin B-complex vitamins, phosphorus, iron, magnesium, zinc, copper

There.  Feel better?

These cookies were pretty good.  I tried adding chocolate chips to the last couple sheets of cookies and I wasn't too into it.  They're definitely good and chewy but I'll admit, if I hadn't seen stout in the ingredients list, I wouldn't have known there was stout in them at all.  If you're looking for a recipe that really showcases stout, this is not it.  However, if you're looking for some good, spicy cookies and want to brag to your friends that there's beer in them, these are your best bet.

Then again, you may want to ask yourself why you're bragging to your friends that you have beer in your cookies.  

Weirdo.

*shakes head*

I'm a Changed Woman

I must admit -- I used to be an unbeliever.

I used to think that I couldn't bake brownies.

I used to think that it was...too difficult.

I would overbake them; I would underbake them; they would stick to my apparently unnecessarily-greased pan.

Bottom line:  

I LOATHED [making] BROWNIES.

That is, until I met these little beauties.

Yep, you guessed it...

{STOUT BROWNIES}

These little brownies behaved so well.

They baked for the amount of time they promised they'd bake.

They didn't stick to the pan.

They even had a toothpick test and guess what?  

THEY PASSED.

I'm so pleased with these brownies.

They're everything a good brownie should be:

Moist, decadent, and fudgy.

Plus,

there are chocolate chips on top.

MmmMMMmmmmmMMMMMMMmmmm.

If you like dark chocolate, 

(or are a fan of chocolate that isn't too sweet), 

these are definitely for you.

This recipe combines three different kinds of chocolate to create a rich, dark chocolate flavor that only serves to enhance the bold stout.

May I introduce you to:

~•Recipe #4•~

♥STOUT BROWNIES♥

Adapted from Cookie Madness

Makes 15 Miss Dot-sized-brownies or 36 normal-person-brownies.  

Who knew?

Ingredients:

1 c. all-purpose flour

3/4 c. unsweetened cocoa powder

1/4 t. salt

6 T. unsalted room temperature butter, cut into cubes

6 oz. dark bittersweet chocolate, chopped

1 c. white chocolate chips

4 large eggs, room temperature

1 c. granulated sugar

10 oz. (1 1/4 c.) stout (she used Guinness Extra Stout) -- room temperature

3/4 t. vanilla

1 c. semisweet chocolate chips

1/8 cup confectioners sugar for dusting (optional)

Directions:

1. HEAT oven to 375°F.  Line a 9"x13" baking pan with a nonstick foil like Reynolds Release *TIP: I didn't have nonstick foil so I just lined the pan with regular foil and then sprayed it with cooking spray.
2. WHISK together flour, salt, and cocoa powder until combined.  Set aside.
3. In a separate bowl, MELT butter, bittersweet chocolate, and white chocolate chips in a double boiler over very low heat, stirring constantly until melted.  Remove from heat.  Alternatively, you may do this in the microwave by microwaving on high and stirring every 30 seconds.
4. In a separate bowl, BEAT eggs and sugar together on high until fluffy (about 3 minutes).
5. ADD melted chocolate mixture to sugar-egg mixture; beat until combined.
6. BEAT flour mixture into chocolate mixture.
7. WHISK in stout.
8. POUR into prepared pan and drop semisweet chocolate chips on top of batter.  Some will sink in; this is fine.
9. BAKE for 25-30 minutes on center rack in oven until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out almost clean.
10. COOL; Dust with confectioners sugar before serving. 

This recipe has been Swedish Chef-approved!

Beer Bread Remix!

Sooooo this one time, I made some beer bread.  It was from a mix, it was from a Partylite party, and it was delicious.

Since then, I've done  

three [3] things:

[1] I researched beer bread recipes.

[2] After looking at a bunch of recipes and learning how easy beer bread is to make, I vowed to never buy beer bread mix again because it would be like oh, I don't know...buying a paper airplane kit (contents: 1 piece of paper).

[3] I chose a beer bread recipe and tried it.

I **know** I've posted about it before

(duh, I just put a link to it up there)

so, in order to avoid any unnecessary name-calling,
(i.e., cheater, lazy baker, un-original nincompoop)

I'm doing a little

RE-MIX.

Same recipe,

DIFFERENT BEER.

Let's try this recipe ONE MORE TIME, but this time, let's do it with {stout} 

[♥]

 ~•Recipe #3•~

♥BEER BREAD♥

From Farmgirl Fare


Makes 1 loaf

Ingredients:
3 c. all-purpose flour
1 T. sugar
1 t. salt
1 T. baking powder

1 1/2 c. (12 oz.) stout beer

Directions:

1. HEAT oven to 375°F and grease 1 loaf pan.
   
2. COMBINE flour, sugar, salt, and baking powder.
3. STIR in beer slowly (dough will be thick and sticky) and spoon into loaf pan.
4. BAKE for about 45 minutes or until toothpick stuck in center comes out clean
   **NOTE** Mine only took 35 minutes
   
5. COOL in the pan on a rack for 10 minutes.
6. REMOVE FROM PAN and cool 10 more minutes. Serve warm or at room temperature.
   
   
   
   
   
   THIS is how beer bread, round two, came out.
   
   
   The cracks are kinda scary huh?  Like a monster?
   
   
   Let me help you out with that:
   
   See what I mean??
   
   
   Crazy.
   
   
   Aside from its resemblance to something kids imagine comes from their closets, this was pretty darn good!
   
   
   I mean, look at this crust!
   
   Mmmmm craggly scraggly goodness...
   
   
   
   Aww... poor widdle bread.  Look at you.  You want some butter, don't you?  You're all warm and happy and you just want some butter.  Butty wutty wutter.  Wubby buddy wubber.  Bubbe--
   OK, I'm done.
   
    Butter.
   
   Done.
   
   
   
   
   

Pancakes??? More like MANcakes!!!

So the wife asked me do a guest post on this little blog thing she's got going...bear with me as I'm not what you'd call an avid blogger. In fact, I don't know that I've ever blogged. The closest I've been is updating my facebook status more than once a month. So here goes something...

For those of you out there on the interwebs who don't know anything about me (which I'm pretty sure is like 98.4% of everyone reading this), I'm what most people would consider a man. And by that I mean I am a male of my species and have reached an age that allows me to do everything from buying lottery tickets to renting a car. So for quite a while, I also assumed I was a man. That was until I came across what is quite possibly the coolest website ever (besides this one of course). The Art of Manliness is like a guide to becoming the man that our grandfathers and great-grandfathers were. With articles covering everything from manly skills to how to get a manly shave, it is a treasure chest of thoughts and tips on how to be a Man.

While there are numerous articles that I could get into to show you how cool it is to be a Man, that's not why I'm here (plus I'm pretty sure that most of you reading this are of the female persuasion). My purpose today is to tell you about the delicious pancakes that I made. "What do pancakes have to do with a website about shaving and plumbing?" you may ask. Well let me enlighten you to the wonder that is the FREE Art of Manliness Man Cookbook. AoM put this together back in October 2008, but I just recently discovered it. It is a compilation of recipes by AoM readers (which is sometimes evident in the way the recipes are written) for Men and their female counterparts. And boy was I excited to try some of the recipes.

Note: You did have to subscribe to AoM via RSS feed or email to get the FREE cookbook, but it's well worth it.

I decided to give the Beer Batter Pancakes found on page 18 a try. The recipe is simple, but the pancakes are amazing. I attribute part of this to the fact that I had recently acquired a six pack of a friend of mine's home-brewed stout (that Miss Dot has been and will continue utilizing all week). While the recipe didn't call for such a flavorful brew, I really think that these flapjacks tasted just a little more manly with such a tasty base. For those of you without access to my secret stash, I think a dark beer like Guinness or a darker micro-brew would be great here as well.

Well I'm sure you're wondering when I'm going to actually get to the recipe and all that fun stuff. Well you're in luck, because here it comes.

~•Recipe #2•~

Beer Batter Pancakes

By Steve from MKE (with some additions by me)

from The Art of Manliness Man Cookbook

Ingredients

1 cup all purpose flour
1/4 cup sugar
3/4 teaspoon baking powder

1/2 teaspoon salt

1 egg, beaten

1 cup beer

2 tablespoons melted butter

Directions

Mix all ingredients together in a medium sized bowl

Pour 1/4 cup of batter on whatever surface you normally make pancakes on

 

Wait until bubbles appear

Flip

Cover in warm maple syrup

Enjoy!!!

So there you have it. Not only did I make delicious pancakes, but I also successfully wrote a delicious blog post for the wife. I'm sure you have lots of great comments to leave me now, so go ahead and get to it. Thanks for letting me stop by for a few minutes.

Until next time...