Sunday, December 6, 2009

My First Giveaway!


Come on, come all, come to my  

What a perfect way to begin this Merry SITSmas!!  I have never ever, ever done a giveaway before (hence the aptly-named "Very First Giveaway," but I have something so special, so spectacular, so mind-numbingly amazing that I can't help but want to share it with all of you:


Now I know what you're thinking.  You're thinking: "Well I just don't know about this.  We've already got our own Christmas music that we listen to year after year and I just don't think Uncle Scrooge could handle the  change."

To that I say, "BAH HUMBUG!  My muzak is SPLENDIFOROUS!  These carols are hand-selected (well mouse mouse mouse-selected) for superior listenability and enjoymentification!  Songs include the musical stylings of Johnny Mathis, Ringo Starr,  and The Jackson 5!

How do you enter?  SIMPLE!!  Just leave me a comment below and tell me what your **favorite** Christmas carol is.  That's it!  I mean, if you want to follow me too, that's fine.  In fact, 9 out of 10 followers agree that most of the stuff I say is sort of OK.

I'll do a quick random drawing on Friday the 11th and choose not one but TWO (2) LUCKY WINNERS to receive these fantasmagoric discs!!  That will leave you plenty of time to enjoy these CDs before tucking them away for next year.  Heck, why even bother tucking them away?  They're plenty good in July!

Thank you for playing.  This offer is not valid on Tuesday evenings between the times of 4:47 and 4:49 EST, unless it is a leap year, in which case the aforementioned invailidity is invalidated.  If you are left-handed, please multiply the previous statement by 2 and recite the capitals of the first 10 states alphabetically while turning clockwise.  Do NOT attempt this with your eyes closed.  If you are facing north by northeast at the time of entering this giveaway, please hold your breath for 30 seconds or until you are done leaving your comment, whichever may occur first.  If you had fish for dinner last night, you may not enter until you say, "Mother may I?" three times and blink your name in Morse code.  All other participants may comment freely (unless your name is Josephine, in which case, you go girl).  This giveaway is not open to people with fish named Smitty, Lula, or any variation of Tijuana Tim.      


  1. Ok rolfmbo at your rules and regulations.. My favorite Christmas song easy oh wait hmm can I pick 2?? the first would be "Mary did you know" by Mark Lowry and the 2nd would be " the NIghtingale song" by Garth Brooks.. Oh wait then there is "Christmas Guest " by Reba Mcentire lol.. Oh shoot do I have to pick just one??

  2. This is EASY. White. Christmas. No other is better.

    Loving your enthusiasm here woman! I need me some right about now. :)

  3. My fav Christmas song of all time has to be Santa Baby. I know not really a classic but I LOVE it non the less.

    BTW Loved your guest post over at Dumb Mom's place!

    Meet your new follower! :)

  4. Came over from Dumb Mom's place as well, you are quite an intertaining read! :)

    My favorite is Carol of the Bells! And it can be performed by anyone... Mannheim Steamroller to Thrice. I just love that song :)

  5. I kinda like "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas".

    SITS sent me over! Have a nice day! :)

  6. Merry SITSmas!!!! My favorite Christmas song?..hmm.."Pretty Paper". But I like all Christmas songs. I think you blog is "Superspendous".


  7. enjoymentification? Hey, I think you made that up.

    Also? You, my good woman, are brilliantly funny! I love your fine print little waiver there at the end.

    Also? My favorite Christmas Carol is that one that starts "Chesnuts roasting on an open fire", - is it called The Christmas Song? You know, the one you usually hear sung by Nat King Cole, unless, of course, you own the Spongebob Squarepants version.

    Also? Merry SITSmas!

    - Margaret

  8. Favourite christmas carol would have to be - We wish you a merry christmas - that songs gets nasty.

  9. Ahhh, your rules were a great laugh this morning. Favorite Christmas Carol is "Silent Night", sing it all the time with my little one.

    Merry SITSmas!!!

  10. the capitals have to be in alphabetical order or just the States?

    Anyway, my favorite is Josh Groban's O Holy Night, but you already knew that!

  11. Hooray for Christmas tunes! My fun favorite is Santa Baby. I also like some more serious tunes like Oh Holy Night, Silent Night, I Wonder as I Wander, Away in a manger... I could go on forever!

  12. LMAO ---love the disclaimer!

    My fav is "Sleigh Ride!"

    Happy SITmas! I already folla ya!

  13. LOL! Love it!!

    My favorite is Hark the Herald Angels Sing!

    Merry SITSmas!!!

  14. My favorite is Silent Night! Have a very Merry SITSmas!

  15. LOL love the rules fave carol??? HMMM
    I'll be home for Christmas , my hubby when in basic training sang it to me all the tme right before he got leave to come home!

  16. My favorite Christmas carol is I Heard The Bells On Christmas Day.

    Wishing you a very merry SITSmas!

  17. Silent Night is my fave...but I chuckle every time I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause comes on. :)

    Merry SITSmas!!

  18. hahah those rules are hilarious and I'd love to enter. Yay christmas music! one of my favorites is "mary, did you know?" but I also love the chipmunks song.

    lauren51990 AT aol DOT com

  19. My favorite is JOY TO THE WORLD!
    Merry SITSmas!

  20. Okay, now I know for sure I've been gone for too long... you have another blog? It's fabulous (like I'm surprised)! I'm following (of course) and couldn't resist grabbing what surely must be the greatest button EVER!

  21. My favorite is We 3 Kings, but no one usually knows it. What a shame! So I would have to go with Rocking around the Chiristmas Tree.